Thursday, August 24th, 2006
1:50 pm - DFA'd  
News item: Pluto Designated for Assignment

Pluto: You wanted to see me, Skip?

Skip: C'mon in and shut the door...

Skip: This is the toughest job a manager has to do. But the organization has decided to make a change. You've been designated for assignment.

Pluto: Skip, I know I'm in a slump but I can turn it around. A couple of comets drop in, and I'm back in the groove!

Skip: I put in a word for you with the organization--told 'em I thought you'd make a fine moon someday.

Pluto: I've only been on the team since 1930. I'd have liked to at least have finished my first orbit.

Skip: There might be an opening at Alpha Centauri next year...

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Fun Pluto trivia: In the seventy some-odd years since it was discovered, Pluto's only made it about a third of the way around the solar system.
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Scrappyscrappylj on August 24th, 2006 - 09:48 pm
Pluto Durham--hilarious.
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arliss: mirandaarliss on August 25th, 2006 - 12:38 am
With the icon and the funny, and the whole package--poifect.
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noumignon on October 29th, 2006 - 09:05 pm
Hey, you like science, right? I thought maybe you'd like this video I posted about. If not, sorry for spamming.
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