"I don't mind the negative press (well, actually, I do, but I try to ignore it), but it is really wearing out the family. No wonder people don't go into public service. This country is devouring itself; the 24-hour news cycle is numbing our ability to think for ourselves." -- Michael Brown
Brownie... buddy... the reason people like you go into public service is because no one in the private sector will hire an unqualified git like you for any job that requires actual skills.