"You were chained to a girl that would kill you with a look
It's a nice way to die she's so easy on the eye"
"White Collar Boy", Belle and Sebastian
"Sometimes I wish I knew you well,
Then I could speak my mind and tell you
Maybe you'd understand"
"I Want to Tell You", the Beatles, by debg
"Did you know she was flirting around
With another young man,
And he's taking her out
When you have to work late?"
"Mr. Pleasant", the Kinks, by debg
"You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round"
"Do You Realize", by the Flaming Lips
"Well you can roll your eyes and nod
But I swear that I saw God,
In the moonlight on a side street in the wreckage we call Queens."
"Doreen", by the Old 97's
"A phalanx on camelback
Thirty ranks on a forward tack
Followed close, their shiny bright standards a-waving"
"The Infanta", by the Decembrists
"I've got statistics that'll make you plead
I'll put my thesis right in your hand"
"Fully Qualified to Be Your Man", Richard Thompson, by nestra
"Must be some sort of mysterious love affair
The monster and the girl
Then one night when it was really over
I told her that I really loved her"
"Girl of My Dreams", by Daniel Johnston
"Second verse, same as the first"
"I'm Henry the VIII, I Am", Herman's Hermits, by nestra
"And her eyes as kind as the fallen rain
And a voice that steadies a shaken man
Caught in indecision"
"Sometimes I Remember", the Pernice Brothers, by debg