Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
7:41 pm - The Pirates Could Only Lament Their Littleness Before the Vast Number of Dolphins.  
According to a report from China’s official news agency Xinhua, “thousands of dolphins” recently prevented an attack on Chinese merchant ships by Somali pirates in the Gulf of Aden.

(Unfortunately, I can't take credit for the tinyurl tag. That belongs to Dodger Thoughts commenter Humma Kavula.)