First lines for each month this past year:
January: Real cyclists don't wear underpants.
February: It's been snowing since about 8 am, about 2½ hours now.
March: So, I haven't talked much about the teaching gig.
April: (For some of us, Opening Day is the new year...)
May: The semester has mostly wound down.
June: So, long time, no write...
July: Friday was the first (and only, so far) truly nice day of weather we've had this month.
August - November: On hiatus.
December: So, it's been awhile...