Thursday, September 11th, 2003
8:45 am - The Donut Shop Sketch...  
Scene - The drive thru line at Dunkin' Donuts. DXMachina (played by John Cleese) has just been asked to place his order...

DX: I'll have a large French Vanilla, extra light, with two sugars, and two double chocolate donuts.
Voice on the speaker: I'm sorry, we're out of double chocolate donuts.
DX: Okay, two glazed, then.
Voice on the speaker: Sorry, we're out of those, too.
DX: Two plain, then.
Voice on the speaker: We're out of those, too.
DX: This *is* Dunkin' *Donuts*, right?
Voice on the speaker: Yes...
DX: Jelly?
Voice on the speaker: Sorry.
DX: Chocolate frosted?
Voice on the speaker: I'll check... Yes, we have chocolate frosted.
DX: My lucky day. Two of those then.
Voice on the speaker: Oh, what kind of coffee did you want again?
 
 
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Teppystephl on September 11th, 2003 - 07:03 am
DX, that gave me my first good laugh all day!

You should have asked for an Egg McMuffin.
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Suesusano on September 11th, 2003 - 07:03 am
DX: This *is* Dunkin' *Donuts*, right?

Bwah!!!!
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Jessejesseh on September 11th, 2003 - 07:06 am
HAR.
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juliana: blondee_juliana on September 11th, 2003 - 07:37 am
Oh, as usual, dear. No jelly? What are they, barbarians???
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mearamearagrrl on September 11th, 2003 - 07:44 am
OMG, serious?? That's so weird...

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noradeirdrenoradeirdre on September 11th, 2003 - 08:01 am
Sick and wrong. That is no TRUE donut shop!

Mmm... doughnuts. Want now, please and thank you.
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seankozma on September 11th, 2003 - 08:38 am
> Voice on the speaker: I'll check... Yes, we have chocolate frosted.
> DX: My lucky day. Two of those then.

VotS: Umm... I'm sorry, I actually don't have any of those, either.

DX: Do you have any donuts at all?

VotS: Yes.

(beat)

VotS: No. I'm sorry, no we don't.

DX: Bloody hell.

(beat)

DX: Would you like to come back to my place, then?

VotS: Alright.

The two walk of hand in hand, but just before they leave frame, they are killed by an exploding penguin.
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grime and livestockcofax7 on September 11th, 2003 - 09:38 am
Bwah.

Sean & DX: funny.
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Elenaelenabtvs on September 11th, 2003 - 05:36 pm
DX, my god! Hilarious. You need a Tim Horton's.
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